A LEMON OF A TOASTER

Many years ago, my ancient GE toaster oven died. It was time.  After all, it had toasted for about twenty years.  As you well know, they don’t make them like that any more.  So, naturally I bought a new one.  It didn’t take two days for it to stop working. I called the service number requesting a replacement. “No, can’t do that” I was told. “Take it to the repair store.” Just what I wanted to do. There is definitely something wrong with this approach.

I packed it back in its original box and carted it to the store.  I suggested to them that this machine was a lemon and should be replaced but that was met with definite negativism. 

“Oh,” said the uncompromising fellow behind the counter, “can’t do that.” “Why not?” I naively asked.  The response was more than perplexing. “I just can’t.”  So with no other option, I gave it to him and the following week, I picked it up, supposedly repaired, brought it home, plugged it in and toasted something.  It worked – that day. The next day, no more toast.

Back to the repair shop, second request for replacement, second rejection. They assured me it would be fixed properly this time. I wasn’t going to bet on that. The following week I schlepped back to the store, retrieved it once again, brought it home, tried to toast something or other and nothing happened! 

ENOUGH! Time for The Letter to the President. I wrote it, packed the toaster oven and shipped it to The President of this gigantic, international company informing him of this absurdity and telling him:  “It’s yours.”  And I meant it.

Guess what arrived the following week?  Right. A brand new toaster oven that actually worked. In fact, it worked for over a decade.  Satisfaction is good. GE – you’re elected to my Good Guys Hall of Fame.

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