BANG

Why do liberals never shoot anyone?  For one thing, they don’t have guns so how can they possibly reload? Instead of shooting with guns, they shoot off their mouths. Frequently. And often loudly. Perhaps it’s because they think and evaluate which makes them elitists. Thinking bad, believing bullshit good.

Watching those conservatives at various bused-in meetings with one or more guns is terrifying. And they do shoot. People with whom they disagree, such as doctors who perform abortions. Killing them is OK but terminating a pregnancy resulting from rape, incest or simply because the women can’t afford a baby or simply don’t want one, to them is murder. To me, murdering a living human being is murder.

On my list of those deserving of a “bang” are psychotics like Glen Beck who, like so many people incarcerated in mental hospitals think they are God, Jesus or Napoleon and liars like the “entertainers” on Fox who spout their own peculiar fantasies including but not limited to the biggest mouth of all - Limbaugh, or the politicians who will tell any lie to be elected or those odd looking people sporting straw hats with tea bags dangling around their faces because they think they’re real Americans (Note:  those are the Indians) or those sanctimonious family values folks who screw their little hearts out with hookers and/or employees ad nauseum.

My fondest fantasy is that men become pregnant. In that event, we’d never hear a word from those holier-than-thou guys screaming against abortions. It would be a dead issue.

Liberals need to get realistic. They need to toughen up. And maybe just shoot.